All prices include shipping within the United States via USPS.
Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

International and rush delivery orders will require additional payment. We'll email you with the extra fee, and ship the items ASAP once paid.

(Some sizes may not be available.)

Cup Cakes Tank (White) Sweet and delicious and baked to perfection. This one is on white. Click the picture for a better look at the design. $15 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large

Cup Cakes Tank (Black) Just as sweet and just as delicious, but on black. Also baked to perfection. Click the picture for a closer look. $15 Size: Small Large

Horny Corn Undies Wiggle and giggle with your best pal the Hornycorn. He's with you at all times. Click the picture for a closer look. $10 Size: Size 1 Size 2 Size 3

Lock Undies Your treasure is safe in here. Secrets. Click the picture to get a front-row view. $10 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large

Octopuss Undies Your new favorite friend can travel with you wherever you want. Only the privileged few will know. Click the picture to get a closer look at him. $10 Size: Small Medium

Fuzzy Balls Box O' Mystery An exciting assorment of fuzzy balls goods. You get four shirts of your desired size and some strange new things to make you happy. Including your first Fuzzy Baller Merit Badge with a vercro backing (not for sale individually). It's a surprise. It's a mystery. It's a good deal! A perfect Fuzzy Balls starter kit. Get one while supplies last. $55 Size: Women-Small Women-Medium Women-Large Women-XLarge