All prices include shipping within the United States via USPS.
Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

International and rush delivery orders will require additional payment. We'll email you with the extra fee, and ship the items ASAP once paid.

Fuzzy Coffee Mug

Do you love coffee? Do you know many people who do? Even if you know someone who doesn't, this mug is appropriate for any one and their particular relationship with coffee.

$8    

Fuzzy Pint Glass

Mmmm... beer. Not much else to say. Celebrate with Raul and quench your thirst.

$8    

DIY Merit Badge

This is the first of our Merit Badges. Perhaps you know someone who has earned it, or perhaps you have earned it yourself. Get yours today with no questions asked.

$3    


1 Night Stand Merit Badge

Now that we have established this whole Merit Badges for grown-ups we would like to present to you the 1 Knight Stand.
You may only buy this if you have earned it, or if you are getting it for someone who has earned it. Be good.

$3    


Don't Text During Movies Merit Badge

Don't you just hate it when people text in the movie while you are trying to watch a movie? Yes, yes you do.
This is why you have earned this achievement. You know better than to use your information phone during the unnecessary love scene.

$3    


Support Digital Media Merit Badge

Do you pledge money to you favorite podcast? or pay a real price for a band's album when they ask for a donation?
Not everyone does, but this merit goes to the brave few who feel it is important to pay for the media they consume. You know who you are.

$3    


Merit Badge Set 1

Some some of you may be ready to start a sash already so to give you a break you may acquire all four badges at once.
Be honest. No one wants to congratulate a liar.

$10    


Los Huevos

Here they are to fulfill your every need (within reason, considering that they have no moving parts and cannot stand on their own).
Los Huevos resin figures are replicas of original sculpture pieces so they are not your neighbor's blind box art toy. These resin casts are limited to 1000 pieces per design and will never be recast. EVER! This is Series Juan.

$20 for Set of Four    


Raul

The skeletal bear in a bear costume. In a previous life his soul was more like a rock. Now it is more like a feather, a heavy feather. He has a whole story to tell, but for now he's keeping his lips, er, teeth shut, and not saying anything. "See you in the funny papers."

$6    

Querida

She's the one who is loved. "Un beso para mis Amores." She can be very beautiful and she likes to have fun, but that doesn't always mean with you or me. Sad, but true.

$6    

Gato

Mostly when one looks at a cat, you can tell there's not much going on behind their eyes. Not his cat. He knows what's going on. He also doesn't think he's people. Don't assume things about others.

$6    

Bastardo

Being a jerk is his way. Someday he will find himself in trouble. It's true! He's headed down the wrong path. Also, his teeth go all the way around his head. What do you think that means?

$6    

Tattoos (Series 1)

With these 1" temporary tattoos you will look pretty bad-ass for your next job interview. You get four different kinds in each package. Hey, if you like them enough, then why not make them permanent? Put a photo on our flickr page.

$3    

Tattoos (Series 2)

This is the second series of Tattoos. We thought there should be more for those of you wanting a bit more variety. You can wear these to your next fancy party. Four of each of the four 1" tattoo designs.

$3    


Tattoos Grande

Bigger and maybe better if you need glasses. The Tattoos Grande will look excellent wherever you decide to apply them. Just don't put them where you shouldn't. One of each of 8 designs.

$3    


Buttons (Series 1)

Hey! Why not give your hip messenger bag some flair? With these buttons now you can. Six of some of your new favorite characters included.

$3    

Buttons (Series 2)

So maybe your messenger bag is supposed to have 10 pieces of flair. Well, now you can fulfill that corporate requirement and then some. Get these (and, uh, all the other sets too) and you will have the whole collection! Six buttons included in this set.

$3    

Buttons (Series 3)

Do you remember Keeper Trappers? We do. At least we think we do. Anyway, now you can decorate your school folder the way you were supposed to. You can also put them on your work briefcase. Six different buttons in this set.

$3    

Fuzzy Balls Box O' Mystery

An exciting assortment of fuzzy balls goods. You get four shirts of your desired size and some strange new things to make you happy. Including your first Fuzzy Baller Merit Badge with a vercro backing (not for sale individually).
It's a surprise. It's a mystery. It's a good deal!

A perfect Fuzzy Balls starter kit.

Get one while supplies last.

$55

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