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Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

International and rush delivery orders will require additional payment. We'll email you with the extra fee, and ship the items ASAP once paid.

(Some sizes may not be available.)

Raul Hoodie Our first Hoodie and we feel it will be your first Fuzzy Balls Hoodie. Made from 100% Fine Cotton Jersey. It is light and breezy for those hot winter nights. Perfect as an underlayer with your down vest. Click the picture for a closer view. $36 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large

Skull Wreath Hoodie Our second Hoodie and one of our largest prints yet. Become a part of the gang. Everybody's doing it. 100% Fine Cotton Jersey. Click the picture for a closer view. $36 Size: Small X-Large

Fuzzy Argyle Shirt This is the new kind of Argyle. The kind that doesn't make you feel like a Poindexter with leather patches on the elbows. It's short sleeved, so that's not really likely anyway. Click the picture for a closer view. $15 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large

Hornycorn Shirt Have you ever wondered how badass it would be to be a unicorn? And would you get a tattoo of yourself on on your rear? Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer view. $15 Size: X-Small Large X-Large

Octopuss Shirt Mercat's distant cousin, Octopuss loves many things. He loves fish, snuggling, and selecting World Cup winners, and you. Let Octopuss work his magic for you. Click the picture for a closer view. $15 Size: X-Small Small Large X-Large

Sweetheart Shirt "That shirt is bloody sweet, Yeah?" is what you will hear when you have this one on. It's funny because it's true. Click the picture for a closer view. $15 Size: X-Small Small Medium Large X-Large

Hornycorn Briefs You can call these Briefs or Manties, but whatever you call them you can impress your friends if you choose to show them. For women and men. Also, the pee slot is not decorative. Click the picture for a closer view. $15 Size: X-Small Small Large X-Large

Fuzzy Balls Box O' Mystery An exciting assortment of fuzzy balls goods. You get four shirts of your desired size and some strange new things to make you happy. Including your first Fuzzy Baller Merit Badge with a vercro backing (not for sale individually). It's a surprise. It's a mystery. It's a good deal! A perfect Fuzzy Balls starter kit. Get one while supplies last. $55 Size: Unisex-Small Unisex-Medium Unisex-Large Unisex-XLarge Unisex-2XLarge