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Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

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(Some sizes may not be available.)

Raul (Navy) Sometimes Raul isn't so happy. No, sometimes he feels... blue. Navy blue. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer look. $20 Size: Small MediumX-Large XX-Large

Gato This handsome asphalt mens' T-shirt sports Gato the cat. His yawn will hypnotize store clerks, and make it so you can leave without paying! It's also enchanted to render you immune from speeding tickets. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a clearer view of Gato. $20 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

Bastardo (Olive) Bastardo, who we believe to be some sort of cyclops rabbit, stares down all who approach you from the front of this olive green shirt. His eerie grin will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose you. He also comes on heather gray. Available while supplies last. Take a closer look at Bastardo by clicking the picture. $20        Size/Color: Small (Olive) Medium (Olive) Large (Olive) X-Large (Olive) XX-Large (Olive) Small (Heather) Medium (Heather) Large (Heather) X-Large (Heather) XX-Large (Heather)

Calavera (Pink) They told you real men don't wear pink. But you'll show them, in this pink T-shirt adorned with the fearsome visage of the Calavera. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer look at the design. $20 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

Calavera (black) Considering the respect commanded by the pink Calavera shirt, this black tee with the same design is pretty much guaranteed to send you off the top of the badass charts. Click the picture for a closer look. $20 Size: Small Large X-Large XX-Large

Buddy Yeah, he's a robot and yeah, he's from outer space and... Well, that's pretty much it: He's a robot from outer space and his name is Buddy. He likes to help out. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer look. $20 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

Vibora You'll feel anything but cowardly sporting this golden yellow tee, featuring the hypnotic likeness of Vibora the viper. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer look, if you dare. $20         Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

Shezilla (Portrait) Become a target for giant moths and fire-breathing turtles with this handsome kelly green tee featuring Shezilla. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer view. $20 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

Shezilla (Whole) When you were little you had a dinosaur shirt that you really loved and you wore it until it was way too small for you. Remember that shirt. Now you can have it again. Her skeleton glows in Black Light. Pretty cool, huh? Click the picture for a closer view. Available while supplies last $20 Size: Medium XX-Large

The Dreamhouse The Dreamhouse is a place to lay down next to the radiator and take a nap while you wait for the soup that's on the stove to be done. Make sure you don't oversleep because you may burn it down and then where will you be? You'll be Dreamhouseless. Available while supplies last. $20 Size: Small X-Large XX-Large

El Casador "El Casador" means the one "who marries", but here he's dressed like a hunter which is a "Cazador". It's kind of confusing and he's kind of confused. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer view. $20 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

The Cylon Unicorn (Red) The original Cylon Unicorn shares its magic with you. It may not give you street-cred, but it may give you some nerd-cred. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer view. $20 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

Shezilla=Party! It's our biggest shirt design yet. That's because Shezilla is going to a big party. Wear this to your next party and get crazy. Click the picture for a closer view. NEW! $20 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

Black light Shezilla For those nights when you feel like going to the club. Shezilla's mechanical skeleton glows under Black lights to amaze and surprise your date. It also makes you easier to find. Click the picture for a closer view. NEW! $20 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

The Pinchy Man by Luster Kaboom Our very first guest artist shirt. This was made by Luster Kaboom who makes amazing stuff (lusterkaboom.com). We hope to have more of his designs in the future. Buy one of these while supplies last. NEW! $20 Size: Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large

The Demon Pig Mask of Peril The first of our mask series, the Demon Pig Mask smiles with as many teeth as it has secrets. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer view. NEW! $20 Size: Small X-Large XX-Large

Laser Bean He's powerful, smart full of...well, bean. Feel like a little kid again. The world is your oyster. Click the picture for a closer view. NEW! $20 Size: Small Large X-Large XX-Large

Skate Raul Did you think that skateboarding was over? Or a crime? Or something else? Well it's not. It's also enjoyed by skeleton bears wearing bear costumes. Spooky. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer look. $20 Size: Small Large X-Large XX-Large

The Original Raul Amaze your friends, blind your enemies and stay safe from inattentive hunters in this blaze orange shirt (which is not a blazer) emblazoned with the blazing likeness of Raul, the skeletal bear. It's anything but blasé! Available while supplies last. $20 Size: Small XX-Large

The Cylon Unicorn (Black) We also have this amazing shirt on black if that is what you prefer. You know, for dark alleys. Available while supplies last. Click the picture for a closer view. $20 Size: Small X-Large XX-Large