Fuzzy Balls Apparel T-shirts are printed on sweatshop-free, high quality American Apparel shirts. All prices include shipping via USPS. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Amaze your friends, blind your enemies and stay safe from inattentive hunters in this blaze orange shirt (which is not a blazer) emblazoned with the blazing likeness of Raul, the skeletal bear.

It's anything but blasé! Click the picture for a close shot of the design.

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Sometimes Raul isn't so happy. No, sometimes he feels... blue. Navy blue.

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Did you think that skateboarding was over? Or a crime? Or something else? Well it's not. It's just as something else as when you were swiping cigarettes from your grandma's purse. Only now, it's also enjoyed by skeleton bears wearing bear costumes. Spooky.

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This handsome asphalt mens' T-shirt sports Gato the cat. His yawn will hypnotize store clerks, and make it so you can leave without paying! It's also enchanted to render you immune from speeding tickets.

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Bastardo, who we believe to be some sort of cyclops rabbit, stares down all who approach you from the front of this olive green shirt. His eerie grin will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose you.

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They told you real men don't wear pink. But you'll show them, in this pink T-shirt adorned with the fearsome visage of the Calavera.

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Considering the respect commanded by the pink Calavera shirt, this black tee with the same design is pretty much guaranteed to send you off the top of the badass charts.

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Yeah, he's a robot and yeah, he's from outer space and... Well, that's pretty much it: He's a robot from outer space and his name is Buddy. He likes to help out.

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You'll feel anything but cowardly sporting this yellow tee, featuring the hypnotic likeness of Vibora the viper. Available in lemon or gold (mouse over the image to see).

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The majestic Mercat graces this royal blue tee. It's simultaneously cute and masculine. Like a bear wearing a bow-tie, or a puppy on steroids.

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Become a target for giant moths and fire-breathing turtles with this handsome kelly green tee featuring Shezilla.

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When you were little you had a dinosaur shirt that you really loved and you wore it until it was way too small for you. Remember that shirt. It probably loved you also. Now you can reconnect with your long lost love with this Shezilla shirt. Her skeleton glows in Black Light. Pretty cool, huh?

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The dreamhouse is a place to lay down next to the radiator and take a nap while you wait for the soup that's on the stove to be done. Make sure you don't oversleep because you may burn it down and then where will you lay down? You'll be dreamhouseless. Also, the house is sleeping and won't be able to help you to put the fire out.

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"El Casador" means the hunter in the ancient language of his forefathers (and mothers). It could also mean the one who weds as in marriage. So, maybe it's about a thing in its wedding gear who happens to be holding the marriage-weenie-roasting spear. It is an ancient tradition in his land.

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The original Cylon Unicorn shares its magic with you. Look like someone who knows something that most do not: You (and your cylon unicorn) are fracking magical. That's pretty much the message. It may not give you street-cred, but it may give you some nerd-cred.

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We also have this amazing shirt on black if that is what you prefer. You know, for dark alleys.

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